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HOW HE WOOED HER

I was crossing the lawn to my hostel on this fateful day when I overheard this conversation between this two set of people. The conversation goes thus:

GUY: excusing me

LADY: Can I helps you?

GUY: Actually ehm… Infactual I wanting to knows your name.

LADY: Looks at you, you can’t spoking good English and you want to knewing my name

GUY: I am spoking good English, infact I am in English department.By the way my name is Phonetics and you are?

LADY:  anyways my own name is Grammatical.I am in lawyer department.

PHONETICS: sincerely I loving you I would be glading if you can partnership with me.You are really beauty I appreciative you.

GRAMMATICAL: looks at you.point of correction,It is not I loving you. It is “I loves you” okay?

PHONETICS: I am sorry, pardon my ignoramuses it won’t repeatedly itself. Notwithsitting I loves you

GRAMMATICAL:Okay for a start I am hunger can you carry me out?

PHONETICS: No problemses where do you want us to go?

GRAMMATICAL: Chinese restaurants.

PHONETICS: What! I don’t having the visa to china yet.

GRAMMATICAL: bush boy who is talks about wenting to china.I mean the one down the road.

PHONETICS: okay lets goes.

(they both left for Chinese restaurants)

(IN THE RESTAURANTS)

GRAMMATICAL: what is their menum for today

PHONETICS: you mean menus

GRAMMATICAL: why do you like disgraces me.It is menum okay.

PHONETICS: once again pardon my ignoramusilisation.

(Waiter brought their food and they started eating)

GRAMMATICAL: this food is beautiful very sweetive and flavourish

PHONETICS: its trues I agreement(belches)

GRAMMATICAL: did you just ……………

PHONETICS (cuts her) I am sorryful its because of too much gas.

GRAMMATICAL: you are embarassive (suddenly there was a sound) puh-puh-puh pah-pah- pah –boom-boom (actually she farted)

PHONETICS: Did you just mess?

GRAMMATICAL: Shut up it is my blackberry pinging tone

PHONETICS: really what type of B:B are you uses?

GRAMMATICAL:B:B torch

PHONETICS: I am using B:B lantern

Grammatical: really?

PHONETICS: before I was using B:B fluorescent

GRAMMATICAL: giving me your pin

PHONETICS: I borrowing my brothers my pin he has not returned it I shall collected it back.

Grammatical: lets start goes

(they held each other’s hand and left the restaurant)